Dare mum and dad
Hi mum and dad. I just want to say how you doing? Also did you see in the paper and the news about me biting Giorgio chiellin I didn’t bite him I slipped over and my mouth hit his shoulder. It was 33*C and 91% humidity, it was so hot and my brain and my body couldn’t handle it and I just slipped. I’m sorry for all this bad news about me. It’s not like the other two times when I bite ivanovic and Ottman Baykal I was young and I grow up since then as you can tell during 2013-14 season. And I hope that you can forgive me for something I didn’t do.
Love
Louis Suarez
June 30, 2014 at 11:36 pm
George – I’m very impressed with the improvement in your accuracy of spelling and punctuation in this piece. I’m actually quite relieved too, as it was the one thing I thought was going to hold you back.
Brilliant.